Every parent viewing this now just dry vomited in their mouths. You have seen this before. For those of you considering having kids...think again. One day your lovely child will shout out to you from her room. You will investigate and upon entering the hall outside her door you will be confronted with a foul, familiar smell. You may think, "Boy, i really need to change that diaper pail!" until you enter the pastel room only to be assaulted with an olfactory horror that defies description.
Yes, your beautiful, baby powdered angel decided she wanted to give abstract art a go and painted herself and the entire room with her own...well, you can see with what.
I do not even want to know what this doll did do deserve this.
Since Daddy was on duty it was my responsibility to fix this disaster. After a quick hot shower, I did what any good, red-blooded father would do...I made the little runt clean it herself!
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We want to know what was the time span between the discovery and taking the time to get the camera out. You really don't experience the true effect until you click on these pictures. By the way Avery looks like a totally different little girl she is so big now. Glad you had a good Christmas. London gets dressed in her costumes and is told how gorgeous she is by her mirror daily!
Okay, that is all too familiar.....We love all the snap shots of all the "dirty evidence".
Happy New Year!
The MNBradys
Well, that never happened to me but it did to Keith with Devin but his was a nice shade of green. Sure glad I wasn't there. I thought it was great you had her clean.
That is pretty foul! We've had some pretty amazing explosions around here, but I think this takes the prize.
SO true, so true! Every parent has this experience at some point! Pretty funny and gross all rolled into one.
Hey Adam,
Did you teach her that? Ben said that happened to you at Deseret Towers :)
that. is. soooooooooooooooooo.
FOUL!!
oh my gosh, i don't think you have to be a parent to have dry-vomited in your mouth. so nasty.
but i must say i am impressed with avery's poo smearing skills, especially on her doll.
That is so disgusting and so nasty to clean up. By the look on her face it wasn't nearly as fun as she thought it was going to be when she got started!!
I can't believe Avery's hair is so dark. She is adorable!! And Keira with her pretty long blond hair in the Christmas pictures is so pretty too.
Have fun and enjoy every minute even the disgusting ones!!
Love,
Aunt Susan
You know, I never really much of a family resemblance in Avery to Adam...until now.
Funniest picture was the one with the doll; the caption has HILARIOUS!!
My sister-in-law Anna Halverson told me to read your posting after we posted a similar experience three days ago on our own blog. Yuck! Unfortunately we too now know the horror!
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